My Favorite Murder card


Shipping to United States: $3.00

Need to send a fellow murderino a note? Perhaps congratulations on not being murdered or admiration of their sexiness? An offer of cookies? Whatever the occasion, Carpe Fern Press is glad to help! (But don't ask for our PO Box).

Cream colored card, comes with envelope. Hand printed on a Kelsey Excelsior tabletop press. Because the whole process is done by hand, each card is slightly different!

Obviously, this card was made fairly early in the existence of MFM, so it only has a few of those famous Karen-and-Georgia sayings on it. But if you were a hipster murderino who loved the show before it was cool, this might be just the card for you. Stay safe and do God's work!

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Estimated shipping times

  • North America : 4 - 7 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Items on sale

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Reviews (1)


I'm so pleased with these cards! In addition to the beauty of a handmade letterpress item and high quality materials, the seller worked with me to create the perfect purchasing option. I love them! Thank you! SSDGM.

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